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Real nigga haiku


Aye, lemme holla
Aye girl, you with the fat ass
Aiight, fuck you then

(Source: hervacationh0me)

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  1. friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  2. me: but I showered for you
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kingcheddarxvii:

Sometimes I’m just walking around my house when suddenly WHOA LIFE-CHANGING EPIPHANY

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lavastormsw:

theworldbeautiful:

archiemcphee:

This awesome creature (yes, this really is a living thing, not a piece of candy or glass) is a Jewel Caterpillar (Acraga coa) spotted by naturalist and photographer Gerardo Aizpuru near Cancun, Mexico. No word if it tastes like a gummi worm, but we’ll let you take the first bite. Here’s Gerardo’s own description:

“Photo take in a mangrove area , found this Stoning translucent caterpillar lay on a Red Mangrove tree leaf this morning early. Just can believe there is some species like this around the world. looks like made of glass whit small red mushroom inside every pic. about 3 cm long.”

The bottom image, as you might’ve surmised, shows the bright and impressively furry moth that this wicked little caterpillar eventually becomes. Transforming from one sort of awesome creature into another different, but still entirely awesome, creature? We’re seriously impressed.

(This last photo was taken by David Brownell.)

[via Geekologie]

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zombiesdontskate:

Baby corn snake c’;

I thought that was pizza in a tree before I enlarged the image

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vandinomyte:

tinystork:

This is the office cat, Captain Jack

I like this job already

I want an office cat!

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