THIS IS THE BEST THING
In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.
buddy does not know
I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps
physics is so fucked up
Daddy, I need your strongest cummies.
You can’t handle my strongest cummies. My strongest cummies would kill a dom, let alone a little.
you have no respect for princesses. you’re a rascal, daddy
Por favor, transfiere $6.99 a mi cuenta bancaria para el DLC llamado “mi opinión”.
when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
Do you think someone could still use that? Asking for a friend
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
this show is incredible
Porn stars read mean tweets about themselves.
Best Insults To Use In Fight
- you stink
- where are you from, loser? are you from losertown because you’re a loser (please only use this if you want to mentally destroy your opponent)
- Diaper Man