damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
to catch a redditor
Going to school with a dress code
my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years
this is fucking hilarious
BUT THIS IS SO CUTE THO LIKE IMAGINE A DUDE NOT KNOWING ABOUT DOING THESE THINGS AND THEN HE DOES THIS, LIKE IMAGINE HIM TAKING ALL OF THOSE PICS MANY TIMES AND THEN BEING SO HAPPY WHEN HE EDITS THEM INTO THIS PICTURE THIS IS GREAT
"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"